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never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.
“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.
by Opiumbae September 9, 2025
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i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.
i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand
by manzanaverde May 13, 2024
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Femcel lives matter

Femcel lives matter is a group with females and 764 girls and satanists that hate males and blame males for they problems
by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
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Cost of living sex

When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.
My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant
by Assfroboy February 8, 2024
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Lost the will to live

Its a thing that I have lost many years ago
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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Living being

Hym "I'M A LIVING BEING YOU FUCK! SOME OF YOU SHOULDN'T BE! SOME OF YOUR KIDS SHOULDN'T BE! You treat people like shit. You aren't doing any of the shit you say you do. You don't believe any of the shit you claim to believe. And then I call you all on it and somehow I deserve to have everything stolen from me like I'm the problem. People in theory trying to gaslight ME. You're shit people, all of you. THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAY THAT WILL MAKE ME WORSE THAN YOU AND EVERYTHING I DO IS BETTER! Literally."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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