jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.

Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.

by 508gang June 26, 2017

Hand feel

It's the equivalent of mouth feel... with food... but for games...

Ellie: I'm loving the hand feel in this game!
Chelsea: What?

by nataliemf October 29, 2019

Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.

Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.

by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011

hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014

cougar hands

Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.

Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.

by Da Burger April 30, 2014

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

$10 hands

A term used for the hands of a person holding 40 quarters ($10) in their hands during a fight. This tactic is used to weight the fists and deliver heavier blows at the expense of overall speed so it is imperative to aim in advance for where the target will be. Synonyms include “bankers fists” “half dollar hollers” “steel palms”

“Billie is a big guy man are you sure you got this??”
“Don’t sweat it bro I’ve got some $10 hands ready for em”

by yup13 October 29, 2022