Phone Caroling

The act of people calling their friends around Christmas time and singing holiday songs to each other.

Hey Im gonna call you later with a bunch of other people- were going phone caroling.

by chamberofsecretshasbeenopened December 24, 2010

if-phonely

What you say to someone who has a smartphone when they ask you a question you likely don't know the answer to, when they could easily look it up on or ask their smartphone.

Ulrich: When was Dungeons & Dragons first played?
Caelynn: If-phonely...

by Hot Glass Gal January 16, 2015

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

Tweeker Phone

Speaker Phone but the person who is using it without your consent because they're Tweak.

"Hey man what you got me on Tweeker Phone for?" You need to validate our conversation through third party mfs without telling me then you a gd Tweak my man!"

by Junkfinder33 August 13, 2021

National Phone sex day

National phone sex day just have phone sex with your partner or someone you are getting it on with tbh I’m just horny

Tristen:yoooo I just had phone sex w this baddie it was the best thing ever I only did it tho cuz it’s National phone sex day

by Italianbaddie August 7, 2025

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021

Phone captain

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.

Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.

George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?

Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".

George: What's a phone captain?

Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!

by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 12, 2016