office hot

when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.

Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."

by marblecakealsothegame13 August 23, 2021

Hot pretzel

Having sex while both people are cross legged and shifting.

Hey Dominic I heard you and Boone did the hot pretzel last night

by Dominicsboner August 8, 2020

The Hot Friend

The Hot Friend is a friend you low key like but you’re to afraid to do anything because you’re to afraid to lose your friend.

Bro she’s The Hot Friend but we won’t ever do anything.

by Gingermans November 19, 2019

hot people

hot people aka people that have 4 or 6 letters in there name there name has to have a nice smile

person1: HOT PEOPLE HAVE 6 OR 4 LETTERS IN THERE NAME
person 2: i know

by your bbg<3 June 8, 2022

Hot shoulders

Hot shoulders are what John L. has. His shoulders radiate like the sun and we all wish we have his shoulders.

“John L. has very hot shoulders.”

by Blobby2408 January 20, 2022

hot rodge

A fuzzy turd that has sat in the sun for weeks.

My dog had hot rodged.

by Pie waffle July 15, 2017

hot ian

A guy takes a crap on a carseat and the other guy eats it then he pukes all over a reterded kid. That retard is a hot ian.

That kids smells like a hot ian.

by jayspidey November 22, 2011