RA(retarded assholes)

The RA(referees' ASSociation) more like the retarded assholes are a group of retards who should be imprisoned for false advertisement. All they tell people is how well they are trained and educated and how they make very good decisions. But in reality it's the opposite. They can't see anything as they don't have their glasses and their just plain stupid. I wonder how their education makes idiot sandwiches?

The RA(retarded assholes) are looking to buy some glasses but their too retarded to find one.

by Shamegod October 7, 2017

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

by Pokchop March 5, 2022

blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.

Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.

by Shitshow1986 July 6, 2022

constant asshole syndrome

constant asshole syndrome is when a person will never not stop being an asshole to other people, they seem to just stay in the same negative attitude towards the people that they are around, they are usually like this to people that they don't know very well or think lesser of them.

Steven: Hey man did you hear what tori said to jake over there, she was literally yelling at him for eating his food near customers.
Michael: Ya man I saw that, she just has a really bad case of constant asshole syndrome.

by longmontbeans33 October 2, 2021

Double-Jointed Asshole

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.

Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.

by pvc1983 October 8, 2022

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017