Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Child-Friendly Horror

This term can mean two things.
1. (Adjective)- A horror game or series whose fanbase has been overrun by annoying children, whose ages are ususally 8-12. (e.g., Five Nights at Freddy's, The Walten Files, Poppy Playtime)
2. (Noun)- A horror game obviously meant to scare children that often takes the form of a Roblox game or low-quality Steam game. (e.g, Garten of BanBan, Rainbow Friends)

1. I used to love that game, but now it's been overrun by little kids and become a child-friendly horror.

2. I can't believe anyone would spend any time on that game. It's such a child-friendly horror.

by 40-60 August 8, 2023

Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child

Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there

by Why would I regret this? June 3, 2020

Child

A free hooker.

I'm going to fuck a child

by dannydecheeto September 17, 2019

clout child

atreyu i probably spelled it wrong aslos known as social ballz is actually crqazy
soundcloud.com/cloutchild

i am going to kill myself clout child

by blobadooba March 18, 2022

booty child

When a booty call ends with pregnancy.
It's a booty child.

"Did you hear what happened with Rose and Jack?"
"No! What?"
"They have a booty child!"
"Damn!"

by BAAABA September 8, 2016

child

what you call people when they are acting ridiculously immature

child. shut up.

by ahahahahahahah wait what September 12, 2021