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sock full of assholes

stinky, or something that smells real bad
Dudley's breath smells like a sock full of assholes
by killerdx June 19, 2004
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Texas Tube Sock

When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.
Jim really gave her a texas tube sock.
by thefunkyhomosapien August 3, 2009
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auburn sweat sock

An act where a male masturbates to into a sock until ejaculation. Said sock is then turned inside out so that the ejaculate is now exposed. The masturbator then takes the dirtied sock and slaps an unsuspecting victim in the face with it. Shame, humiliation, and hilarity come with being soaked with rocket sauce.
Bill was being kind of a dick to Jerry, so Jerry decided to give Bill the ol' Auburn sweat sock.
by Tyler Wilson August 27, 2007
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happy fun sock

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.
After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok
by DC August 6, 2003
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sock in a flip flop

Another way of describing the phenomenon that is the Camel Toe, an American Tradition and Classic. When a women wears a pair of pants or shorts that shows her beefy pussy flaps actively swallowing the seam of her pants. It looks like when unstlyish dorks wear socks with their flip flop sandals.
"Damn Joe, Sally's shorts look like she's wearing a Sock In A Flip Flop!!"
"You're right Jim, I like that shit!"
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
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Chinese Fightin Socks

Are the same thing as ped socks.Low cut running socks, fit just above the heel collar of your shoe. Low cut socks are often the choice for runners that want to avoid the hassle of their sock slipping too low in their running shoes but don't want the sock above their ankle bone. Gone are the days of sacrificing fashion for comfort. Peds® aims to make any shoe infinitely wearable.
This dude just got slick, out his mouth, so I had to put on my Chinese Fightin Socks.
by Christina Lounsberry May 27, 2022
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Sock Dick Wasted

When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.
"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "
by Pumpkin Escobar October 7, 2012
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