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Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!
James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!
by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023
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Turkey Sammich

Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.
I came home, grabbed m girl and made her a turkey sammich.
by El Pedro. Bendejo March 30, 2024
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Re-Stuff the turkey

When a girl is trying to take a shit after eating thanksgiving and you stick your dick into her, pushing it back in
“Hey Chris, my girl was wanting to be freaky last night after thanksgiving, so we decided to go and re-stuff the turkey
by Blueface69 October 21, 2019
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Turkeying

Turkeying someone refers to when someone is sleeping (or not), and another person physically touches their chin with their testicles, giving the appearance of a goose head. This behavior is extremely discriminatory and disrespectful and is not recommended.
"Hey man, did you hear about John and Tim's wild night last night? They were Turkeying everyone at the party."

"I can't believe Jim pulled off the ultimate Turkeying move last night at the party, the whole room was in stitches"
by fhfxbdf January 23, 2023
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Catching The Crazy Turkey

He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night
by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014
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turkey

When you have a single nipple that is perky while the other one is soft
I try to excite the audience, but usually leave them only with turkeys.
by doody4812958921 October 5, 2020
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Turkey

Turkey is good shit and it lasts a while.
The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble.
by Solid Mantis November 27, 2020
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