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Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.
Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!
by Cronklet November 15, 2017
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sausage sniffer

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis
by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024
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Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010
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glossy sausage

Damn Rosie is a glossy sausage
by Beanbag666 June 4, 2018
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sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo
bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.
by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016
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Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023
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Sausage String

When a male's bottoms are not wide enough around the genital area, causing the penis and/or scrotum falling out the side.
Steve: "Jeff, look at Jim! he's got a major sausage string!"
Jeff: "Ew, you're right. he needs bigger boxers"
by Ronale B June 29, 2016
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