North Lanarkshire

Reverse South Lanarkshire

They should rename North Lanarkshire to Lanarkshire 2.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.

Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream

by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025

Patrol The North

Walking around the north side making sure there is no sukkas.

I’m going to go Patrol The North just like Ben taught me.

by dorrity December 23, 2024

North Dakota

The best place to live……sometimes

North Dakota is cold.

by IsaacLloyd033 May 12, 2022

North Poleo Diet

A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.

The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.

Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.

by johnpercivalhackworth December 9, 2022

North of 5

North of 5 referring to a member of the opposite sex (generally a woman) that is more than a 5 out of 10 in attractiveness

“Hey bro you should definelty look her up for a hook up she’s north of 5.”

by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

North Carolina Nerf Gun

When you stuff a woman's ass full of foam ear plugs and wait for her to fart them out so you can catch them in your mouth.

We did the North Carolina Nerf Gun last night after my wife had some spicy jalapeño poppers and margaritas at the Mexican Restaurant for her birthday dinner.

by Sticky Fingers McGee June 28, 2025