Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar

Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.

by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015

Hella Taking Pictures

When a dude in the club sneaking taking pictures of half naked females at the bar.

Wendell told the bartender " They hella taking pictures. "

Steve said " We in this bish till 2 am and we hella taking pictures! "

by So1oDaDon January 17, 2020

Taking a man's sugar

When a man takes another man's ass.

I heard when he got locked up, they were in there taking a man's sugar. Damn.... Fo real?

by Lafkareski June 9, 2020

taking a night class

an increasingly accepted social euphemism for having an evening set aside each week for strip club visits. Usually this refers to habitually going to one specific night club, but the term still applies for trips to multiple spots, provided the visits are made on the same evening each week.

Jill: I was worried that my boyfriend, Pat, was hanging with the wrong crowd and getting into the wrong things. Thank goodness he's taking a night class!

Pam: Uh, Jill...

Jill: I mean, his friends these days are just going nowhere, at least now he's doing something productive. Odd that they accept payments weekly for the course.

Pam: Jill...

Jill: And always only in single dollar bill denominations.

Pam: Jill...

by Dartz02 March 26, 2011

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

Taking a trip to the garage

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.

Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.

by red27 July 31, 2011

it takes two to Tandy

It takes two to Tandy is an uncommonly used turn of phrase used which is used in the context of when you want to Tandy by yourself but you need two.

Oh man I wish i could go Tandy but it takes two to Tandy... I'm talking to myself.

by Tiny fucking mr feet February 17, 2017