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Chattahoochee High School

A suburban HIGH school located in Johns Creek, GA that is more diverse than a United Nations conference. The 'ghetto ratchets' from the southside to the prodigy 13th grade math asians to the Basic white rich kids we all love to hate. We've got every type of person represented, heck even our cafeteria is surrounded with countries' flags on the walls for useless decoration. We get made fun of for being an old school (20+ years old) but our grades, athletics, and tradition make up for it. The seniors spend their time doing nothing and/or in the Slounge. We use rivalries with other schools to get dressed up, get really hammered, and go to football games. If you don't want to catch a disease, you'll go to the bathroom in the D Hall. Half of the female population always knows how many days there are until spring break.
Just ask one.
We are Chattahoochee.
"Chattahoochee high school is sooo ratchet"

"How do you spell Chattahochie?"

"They did it during the pep rally, but you can't tell anyone"

"#hoochfamily #hoochpride #gohooch"
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Dodgen Middle School

A middle school in east cobb where fuckboys and Thots swarm to because there rich white parent want them to get a good education. The social class is usually divided into groups the thats, the fuckboys, the emo/week oo/ social justice warriors, the nerds, the skaters, and finally one that dips into all ( the skater kid). The whole school is white and Asian with usually 1 or 2 black kids that the white kids worship. Let's get to the feel of dodgen, the teachers are from hell ( except that cool 6th grade SS teacher ) . The main Satan teacher is that bitch 7th grade teacher that runs silent lunch yeah fuck you. The cafeteria food has mold on it and is always 100% expired,and taste like shit. The 8th graders Juul in the bathroom and since half of the school are snitches you of course get in trouble. Teachers give you way too much work and if your popular you don't get marked for late work.the thats run the school and only few Christian Thot exterminators and patrol stop them (that one 7th grade kid on my bus that screams begone thotomiss prime). But dodgen is shit and roaches are everywhere and dress code is fucked up like damn we in the 21st century but you can't wear leggng like fuck y'all teacher just because you got a ugly body dosent mean the thotties can show off theirs.
Average fuckboi : fuck you mom and dad just drive me in the Bugatti today bitch!
Parents: ok have a nice day
Thot to fuck boi: omg can I suck you 1 inch cock average fuckboi
Average member /skater : begone Thot

Autistic kid: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee dodgen reeeeeee
Thot: I fucking hate dodgen middle school
Mrs. wiles : silent lunch all of you dodgen middle school reeeeeeeeee
Everyone : Dodgen Middle School sucks

Raha International School 

Raha International School is where students have to take anti-depressants to stay mentally stable, and students throw away their social lives to at least pass the not-worth gay curriculum, You are likley to find a 4th grader with a juul or myle, oh and yea the kids dont flush their shit in the bathrooms
Bro look at that depressed kid over their, Yea he's probably in Raha International School

school buddies

friends only in school. can be new friends, or old friends, but the only time you see them...is at school. school buddies can turn into regular buddies, but until you hang out with them outside of school for a minimum of three occasions, they are still school buddies.
person1: man...now that schools over..i miss my school buddies

person2: yeah, dont you have any of their numbers? give em a call!

person1: totally! imma call...hmm...no im too much of a pussy
school buddies by jneill July 28, 2007

Wagner middle school 

Wagner has ppl smoking blunts in the bathroom. On fire every month. Fights in every hallway. Senior slut day. Ppl basically fucking in the yard. Teachers who don’t give a shit. And overall j a dusty crusty school.

palmyra area high school 

Come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. We can't forget about our lovely student body who can't wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!

Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending class every day.

lawrence north high school

A ghetto ass school with shitty people. Slightly better than Lawrence Central, but still awful. It always smells like weed and there's always some shitty freshman asking for a hit of a juul. There's fights pretty much all the time, people having sex pretty much everywhere and the white surban kids will always be smarter than you and there's nothing you can do about it. oh and we have the worst football team known to mankind
Lawrence North High School sucks mega ass.