midget stick

a midget stick is guy who wont give girls more than 2 chances to be his friend after they give him lame excuses as to why they cant hang out with him. also this could be a case of misunderstanding between the 2 parties. he is a midget stick because he does not measure up to a real man and talk to the girls to get the real story.

that guy eduardo might be a midget stick because he has not talked to that girl in over a year because she stood him up.

by curtdaddy August 5, 2010

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red stick

Marlboro Red

Hey, can I bum a red stick?

by foxalot July 8, 2009

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Stick of Justice

The Stick of Justice is a broom handle with an attached dildo on the end used to thrust into enemy asses. The act of thrusting is called justice. To obtain a Stick of Justice you must climb the mountain of Purity and retrieve the golden dildo then you must travel to the far East Sea and find the Island of brooms and retrieve a broom. For assembly you can contact your local court.

I was using the Stick of Justice last night to put evil to justice.

by Vlam December 21, 2010

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rage stick

A self-crafted stick or pole that is held high by music festival-goers so that if their group is split up, they can scan the crowd for their groups "rage stick". Rage Sticks often sport the faces pf popular celebrities such as George Clooney or Trey Anastasio.

At a Phish show in 2013
Man 1: "Dude we'll never find our friends in this massive crowd"
Man 2: "Its OK, Lisa said they were holding a rage stick with a picture of Tom Cruise's head on it"
Man 1: "Oh yea! I see Toms head bobbing up and down over there by the beer stands!"

Man 2: "Lets Go grab a beer then!"

by Hippie Presley September 19, 2013

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