Ninja Licker

-A person who is disliked in many ways.

"Your a 'ninja licker'" said to the store owner. "I want my refund."

by Nate E116 May 22, 2009

Ninja Goggles

When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.

So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

ninja monkey

a monkey ninja

did you see that ninja monkey "bam"

by Ninja monkey man May 10, 2010

ninja squid

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.

"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

Ninja Leprechauns

A recreational kickball team in Southeastern Wisconsin. Established by natives of Racine, WI, it's motto is "Ball Kickin', Clover Pickin'!"

Yay! The Ninja Leprechauns went 1-12 this season!!

by Ninja McFukui April 29, 2011

[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.

Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?

by Brian Luick February 23, 2009

Ninja gift

The gift you never saw coming.

Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"

by RealNaughtyRN January 19, 2011