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Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.
"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"
mugGet the Wisconsin Horse Racemug.

beating a dead horse

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.
A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.
by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009
mugGet the beating a dead horsemug.

Caramelized Horse Dick

The phallus of an adult race horse tenderly cooked and caramalized and used as a blunt instrument for beating stupid people in the head.
I need to program a "SMASH insert caller name IN THE HEAD WITH A CARAMELIZED HORSE DICK" button on my phone.
by Ryan Kay May 29, 2008
mugGet the Caramelized Horse Dickmug.

enough to choke a horse

a lot of something or to a high degree
His dog was big enough to choke a horse.
by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2009
mugGet the enough to choke a horsemug.

mexican horse fly

when a man inserts a fly into his urethra before performing sexual acts upon vagina, quickly pulling out and then sticking in the anus when about to ejaculate, releasing the fly into woman's asshole projecting the fly throughout her body and out her mouth. (successful if fly remains alive).
The male prostitute performed the infamous "mexican horse fly" on a very satisfied customer.
by chives4u5647 November 9, 2010
mugGet the mexican horse flymug.

hung like a horse

a huge dick hanging well below your knees, only special people have them.
by the reformingfranker12 March 10, 2012
mugGet the hung like a horsemug.

horse biscuit

horse biscuits are usually found in amsterdam after a good weekend off smokin nd drinkin the horse biscuit presents its self! this word can also be used to describe many things and how good they are
thats the horse biscuit lad!" or " the horse biscuit on that horsey!
by horsebiscuit2010 December 10, 2010
mugGet the horse biscuitmug.

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