When you are web surfing with your penis instead of your brain. You are surfing the net and you click on ads, videos, or pictures because of a suggestive and/or scantily clad thumbnail, even though your brain knows it's probably spam and may or may not lead to more pictures/videos of an erotic nature.
That facebook game looked so bad, but I totally dick clicked it because of the hot chick with the massive cleavage.
I knew the video would suck and the thumbnail of the girl's round ass was a total tease, but I dick clicked it anyways.
I knew the video would suck and the thumbnail of the girl's round ass was a total tease, but I dick clicked it anyways.
by bluelaughter December 5, 2013
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After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
by Sister Wives January 17, 2013
Get the Dogfish Dick mug.The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:
S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume
Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:
Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness
Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:
Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic
The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:
S.D <1
Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume
Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:
Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness
Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:
Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic
The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:
S.D <1
Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."
by db97 March 31, 2010
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Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"
Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"
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You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
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