Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

Cow Juice

It could be milk or it could be another white substance

I sucked the cow juice

by bettybottersbetterbutter April 10, 2022

Cow plow

When another women or girl is having sexual intercourse with your man

Hey , heard Steve cow plowed Stacy

by Juebene August 6, 2017

cow

cow. a lump that walk around, eats grass, and shits everywhere.

I like the animal ‘cow’ a lot.

by wisteriablossom December 26, 2023

mad cow disease

when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs

holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease

by prettyladyppp February 16, 2009

send cows

send your gf chocolates and a bunch of hearts because she feels bleh from too much oat milk and stress

Gf: Can you please send cows
Bf: Ofc girl I got you

by moonpeach05 January 16, 2024

Cow

A very dark depressing word if wished upon one will have eternal aids

I wished cow upon my mother and she never came back .

by HzShxfhvbcz October 11, 2018