Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

ts shit pmo me off

when yo shit shit and you double pissy

"ts shit pmo me off brochacho..."

by Tornaz November 18, 2025

boby shit

having the complete and utter ability to print but simply choosing not to.

I coulda made 1 billion last night but I was on some boby shit

by tolo69 November 23, 2023

Shit-LaTier

this term is used whenever your playing against people that spray into your builds

"liam is a fortnite Shit-laTier"

by Bigboyballin_ March 22, 2025

type shit

another word for real that ghetto ppl use to reply to EVERYTHING. you can use it sarcastically as well

sarcastic- “i don’t like you anymore” type shit
real- “i bet that nerd over there has a 100 in calculus” TYPE SHIT

real- “i love food sm bro” NO FR TYPE SHIT I LOVEEEEEE FOOD

by Jackie:) August 3, 2024

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017