National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

Tickling your tit

Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you

Person 1: does this dress make me look fat

Person 2: yes

Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down

by Peepeepoopo man August 26, 2023

wrestling your eel

Another way of saying Masturbating, wrestling your eel

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah

by Cokra April 19, 2016

Best day of your life

And you owe it all to ME.

Hym "If a charlatan and a sentient muffin were investing all their resources into spiting my you wouldn't have had the best day of your life just there. That was me. Full credit. Not a good herald. Bad."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Wear your boots to school day

Monday, December 5th is the day to wear your boots to school, (cowboys, “takuaches”) or even just for fun, rock your boots without any cares!

“I’m gonna wear my boots to school (wear your boots to school day) on Monday!”

by Thatkid66 December 5, 2021

National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo

Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?

by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020

Design your Universe

An amazing work of art released by Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica in 2009.

Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)

by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011