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Shitting (something)

Hey, did you know I’m shitting (something) physics?
Really? I’m shitting math!!!
by nanaxox September 28, 2022
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Shit

Shitbitch wtf is up?
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shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from
Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".
by kittyNdahood May 9, 2010
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Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.
Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!
by prudulentjack August 20, 2022
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Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.
I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.
by anonymous July 2, 2024
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Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "
by Banana Republik June 8, 2018
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Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.
I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.
by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023
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