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Shut yo bitch ass up

Homeless guy: “spare some change sir?”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up”
by Fetch008 March 16, 2024
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Ole Busted Ass

A woman who thinks she is bad, but in reality is busted to all hell
Ole Busted Ass is going fucking crazy. She's so mad that she's getting zero D on her birthday trip to vegas.
by Young Slim January 15, 2024
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Ass Baggie

A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.
My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.
by PickleChips April 11, 2011
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Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one
1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass
by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022
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shit ass

by the google user April 14, 2020
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ass typhoon

When someone's asshole is gaped to the point where you can use it like a hubble telescope.
Guy 1: I heard joey got an ass typhoon from that gangbang yesterday
Guy 2: That's what he gets for being queer bait
by The Douggernaut October 2, 2017
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Ass Badge

A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.
by Downtown Girls June 19, 2008
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