Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously

Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?

by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022

Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.

Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."

by anonymous October 1, 2021

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.

Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?

by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022

I'll have your head

A threat basically meaning that the recipient is in very serious trouble if certain conditions are met.

If I find out you're lying to me, then by God, I'll have your head!

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 16, 2020

National ask your crush out day

Hey, it's December 4th and you know what that means Ask them out

"Hey you wanna go out sometime?"
"Yes! I was just about to ask you because it's national ask your crush out day!."

by bananananabread December 3, 2021

Respect your Women Day

Men have to cook, clean and watch the kids while mom drinks.

Man- sorry, can't go out tonight, it's Respect your Women day... I'm cleaning and cooking so my women can get wasted.

by Jamjen March 27, 2017

your shipment of fail has arrived

a reaction to a bad meme

your shipment of fail has arrived.

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020