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school

12 years of wasted time that you have to go to.
mom- time to wake up! you have school!
kid-f*ck this F*cking bullsh*t
by tsm_phatty September 30, 2019
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School

a fucking waste of shit where by people just wants to have freedom this shit doesnt allow it and another definition of prison
bob: oh, what is that place? i keep hearing teachers caning a student.

jack: oh, its school a place where the teachers gets no bitches but to go to school to throw tantrum at the students
by sdichem May 6, 2022
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School

by Strawberry_BIonde December 3, 2020
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Marling school

Shithole of a school with gorlock the destroyer as the head, banned phones because too many people are doing drugs to forget this school and you can only buy drugs in school hours, as we all know
Matt:I’m going to marling school
John:sorry mate
by Fart_smella July 24, 2024
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haven high school

the school in haven ks where everyone is full of drama, and pussy ass bitches think they are the shit and wanna fight every time you look at them wrong
i went to haven high school and looked at a girl wrong and she tried to square up
by bxtch9503 August 23, 2021
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Quartz Hill High School

Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023
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School staff

Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.

School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"

Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."

School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."

Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."

School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”

The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.

student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”

School staff member: “get the fuck out!”

Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”

School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”

Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
by JDMF March 27, 2024
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