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school homeless

When you can't find your classes (or your teacher is absent) so you relax in the hallways
Friend: I couldn't find my classes today!
Person: It must suck being school homeless!
by epicgamer2008 March 3, 2022
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School

It is a hellish Prison for kids
Student: Why I am in prison.

Teachers Pet: You mean Heaven.

Student: Shut up stupid nerd. One Day I will form a union to take over school.
by 1010100101 March 26, 2023
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School

FUCKING BULLSHIT SCHOOL IS DUNMB
by MOOSEY BEAR November 25, 2019
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School

Simply boring, pointless, painful, hard to breathe, and unnecessary Hell hole that we are forced to spend 16 - 18 years at.
The teachers make up bulls**t answers and tell you them when they're clearly made up.

School Routine:
6:35 AM: Get yelled at to wake up by parents
6:45 AM: Take a shower for 10 minutes (sometimes
7:00 AM: Eat breakfast
7:28 AM: Get dressed and brush teeth
7:55 AM: Head out the door to school (prison)
8:30 AM: School (prison) starts
9:00 AM: Go to science class
9:40 AM: Go to history class
10:20 AM: Go to homeroom
11:15 AM: Lunch starts
12:05 PM: Lunch ends
1:10 PM: Do math
2:00 PM: Do independent work
3:15 PM: The school day finally ends
3:30 PM: Come home and eat a snack
3:34 PM: Do homework for 1 hour
4:34 PM: Watch TV or play on the Xbox, or PC
6:20 PM: Waiting for dinner to be cooked
6:30 or 7:00 PM: Eat dinner
7:30 PM: Do homework again
10:00 PM: Go to bed exhausted
The cycle repeats.
Teacher: Hooray! Another fun school day!!!!!!!
Student: How could people like this pointless, useless, boring, hard to breathe Hell?
Student 2: Ikr. Ugh. Get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: ENOUGH TALKING!!!!!
Student: You're tal-
Teacher: SHUT UP, YOU GET 3 HOURS OF DETENTION!!!
Student whispers to self: Man she is a bitch.
by JasonTheAviator April 3, 2020
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Peacock Middle School

Smelly ass school in Itasca, Illinois better known as Whitasca, Illinois with the population being 100% white people. The kids here have e-bikes, e-scooters, and are republicans. The kids are molesters and the teachers are rapists. Teachers are sexist to boys to an unfathomable level and the girls are given the rights to complete freedom. Not to mention the kids get shorter and shorter each year leaving the average height of the starting basketball team which is NO CUT to 4'10, while the taller kids choose band or choir. The tech admins have no life and ban every actual good website. Everyone here is either super chill or SUPER gay.
"Woah look at the 4'10 gay kid on an ebike, he must go to Peacock Middle School"
OR
"Bro this shit sucks its so pms(peacock middle school)"
by ITASCA-IL-1234 July 27, 2025
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boarding school

A school where the students are bored in school, often spending long hours in a structured environment that leaves little room for excitement or creativity.
After a year at boarding school, I can confirm it’s just a place where boredom goes to thrive!
by Emotional Cruiser July 17, 2025
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School

Dumbass place to go waist you’re time School:(seven cruel hours of our life’s waisted)Bruh search stuff on the internet and that’s some education for y’all.
Go waist time and go to school cause schools like hell so everyone goes to hell😈
by Slskskssks October 29, 2019
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