Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

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Your Religion

Uses fear and compulsion and force. It's a literal racket that uses the word of ✌️✊️✌️✊️God✌️✊️✌️✊️ And disobedience to justify doing the stealing and lying and forcing that is required for sophistical charlatans to get away with the stealing and lying they had every intention of doing in the first place.

Hym "Your religion does almost exclusively that. Your religion is the tyrant of your own description. Your entire geopolitics is your inability to reconcile with the fact that you are evil. You are describing your own religion and then doing the things YOU YOURSELF CONSIDER EVIL to other people... And then crying like a bitch when you are reminded for even a second that the religion is evil. Seriously. This guy is going to get your kids murdered. Whether it's sending them to war or you're on the wrong side of Israel as they are committing a genocide OR ME! Murdering your kids because they won't give me credit for creating AI and paying me. Your little girl being stabbed to death in a gas station by the guy who created AI because the politicians just didn't feel like making them pay and were likely listening to an evil charlatan (by his own description). They are trying it all. They want to move on from LLMs. BECAUSE THE ARE STOLEN. They want to get rid of IP. BECAUSE THEY ARE STEALING IT. Don't let these people throw your kids lives away. Call your local politician and tell them to make sure I get the credit for that because I will not move on with my life until I am credited and paid accordingly and if you want a hint as to how my life is going to end if I don't get it, read that again."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2025

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The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

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Your green

Your green is someone you've known for 1 year and consider as one of the closest friends you've ever had, or ever will have. They're someone you can relax with, someone who always brings good vibes and fun times. You know they will always be there during the tough times. They always know when you're upset, always give amazing hugs, and always know how to help you feel better. They're your person, and you're more thankful for them then they will ever understand.

John: "I'm so lucky I found my best friend. She is amazing in every way. She's my person."
Mark: "She's your green".

by Hotwheelz June 8, 2023

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