Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.

by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023

Birthday rocks

(n) The act of punching a person in the base of the arm on their birthday, depending on their age. (ex. punch a 16 year old in the arm 17 times, 16 for age, one for good luck.)

(v) Punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.

John: Hey Brad, happy birthday!
Brad: Thanks John! Uh, what are you-
John: Birthday rocks!
** John punches Brad in the arm 22 times.
Brad: Agh! Hey! I'm 21!
John: 1 for good luck!

by richardtheIII April 24, 2011

ripe rock

the most fresh being of human beings. Ripe rocks are legendary beings, but can be officially unripened if is acting like a finning roongg.

my boi hern is one of the ripest rocks on the planet.

the only two ripe rocks who can not be unripened are Dwayne Johnson (is the rock) and Elvis Presley (king of rock)

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 3, 2019

Rocks house

It means "is awesome." A similar variant is "rock house", which means "are awesome."

Dude, did you hear that track "Ghosts N Stuff?" Deadmau5 rocks house.

After taking a hit from the bong, Rob's imagination was rocking house.

by DaveTheBraveInACave December 1, 2010

Bong on the rocks

When you put ice in your bong to get a smoother hit.

"My throat's kinda sore today so let's make it a bong on the rocks."

by highlyssa August 29, 2011

rock-thirty

the time that a typical rock show starts. This can be useful to indicate to people when to come to a show, but also to indicate that it's kind of not specified (and will most likely start late). Obviously it's somewhat subjective and will change depending on location. If all bars close at 2AM, for example, rock-thirty is probably around 10:30-11PM.

wannabe groupie: Oh, you're playing at the club tonight? what time?
guitar player: rock-thirty, baby.
wannabe groupie: oh, that's kind of late for me, but have fun!!
guitar player: yeah, whatever.

by zha troof July 6, 2010

The Rock Tribunal

The place where the rankings of bands are decided headed up by The Rock Oracle.

I wonder how it was decided Metallica are A leaguers, oh ya the Rock tribunal got it Wight.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023