Chicken Shit

When one trusts thy fart too much and a little bit of poop squirts out. Similar to spouts.

Natalia: Oh jeez do you smell that??
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!

by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021

Cobra chicken

The definition of hell in one damn chicken

“Satan sent the damn cobra chickens again”

by Thy definition lord May 29, 2022

Chicken-Headerist

someone who, after reading said header to an article, becomes enraged, shares the article and overly emotionalizes the idea behind the header, whether for or against, such that it enrages their sphere of interaction. This is similar to a headerist but their incredulity rises to a stupid and obnoxious level.

Dude, they are not actually coming for your guns. You don't have to get so emotional over it! If you had actually read the article, you'd have seen that the law was voted down. You're such a freaking chicken-headerist. Chill!

by iolympian July 25, 2018

Garden chicken

A chicken, in a garden (verb)

Look at that garden chicken, just garden chickening

by Teeheefr January 13, 2023

gas chicken

When you share a car and you and a sibling/friend avoid traveling when the tank is low because you don't want to be the one to pay to fill up the car, you're playing gas chicken.

My brother and I have been playing gas chicken all weekend, but I have to pick up my girlfriend at the airport this week... I think I'm going to have to give in and take the L.

by innfay September 29, 2019

engagement chicken

a special chicken dish with magic properties, causing boyfriends to propose to their girls. Made famous by Glamour magazine in the 80s and many couples have experienced the witchcraft of engagement chicken since then, including Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. A popular recipe for this lemon-herb chicken can be found by Ina Garden, who has confirmed its magical powers.

Beth: "omg he just proposed, we're getting married!"
Ashley: "wow when did he propose?"
Beth: "after I made him engagement chicken"

by solitairestardust November 30, 2017

Gay Chicken

A game in which two straight boys lean in to kiss one another until one pulls away. The one that pulls away first is the proclaimed Gay Chicken.

"Man, Mike is a pro at Gay Chicken, he even uses tongue."

"No way, I could never do that, I could only last a few minutes cause no homo."

"Yeah, I've seen it go so far before, it's crazy man. I could last only a few seconds, since I'm not gay haha."

by gaychickenkingmike June 5, 2018