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hit the wood pile

The act of a person who has just suffered a bitter loss in a game of pool hurriedly returning their pool cue stick to the storage rack.
I told you you couldn't beat me in pool...now time to hit the wood pile.
by drime ramsey July 13, 2025
mugGet the hit the wood pilemug.

Jett Woods

by MaybeJett August 1, 2020
mugGet the Jett Woodsmug.

Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.
Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.
by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024
mugGet the Winter woodmug.

heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
mugGet the heads down woods upmug.

Ashley Wood

A absolute BMT that thinks he is bad just because he lives in thaxted
Omg is that ashley wood? Yeah he thinks he is a bad man ting
by BONERBOY3000 May 5, 2021
mugGet the Ashley Woodmug.

3-wood

Get my 3-wood.
by jacknorth August 22, 2019
mugGet the 3-woodmug.

nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
Kill Yourself
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019
mugGet the nick woodmug.

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