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Christmas

A wonderful holiday / yearly event on the 25th of December even though people talk about it in November... and now October apparently.
“Hey! You guys excited for Christmas?!?!!”
“Dude, shut up it’s JULY!!”
by CheesyBoi65 November 18, 2020
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scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell
"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"
by bigollkanus February 1, 2017
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Christmas

The holiday we all pronounce wrong, because really, it's called "Jesus Christ Mass". But we pronounce it, "Chris Miss". Are you sure you miss Chris? He was a jerk.

But really, it's the time of year where we captivate trees for our own pleasure, hanging useless objects on it with metal hooks and strings. We receive all the things we don't deserve, and act like we're happy, when really you want to scream because Santa didn't give you what you wanted.
"I really Christmas"
"That doesn't make sense"
"SHUT UP CHRIS! I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN"
by summer sausage November 25, 2018
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Merry Christmas

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.
Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
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Soft-Box Christmas

A Christmas that has low to no emotional attachment to the day; A Christmas where the only gifts are clothes in thin boxes.
Last year we had a soft-box christmas.
by Rbcrusher1221 November 12, 2023
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snowy christmas

A festive present for your significant other usually given in December.

This is best prepared with the help of others but can be completed by oneself:
Fill a wide mouthed fish bowl half way with semen. When it comes time to share presents be sure to open yours first. Ask her to close her eyes while you retrieve her present. Stand behind your significant other and ask her to open her eyes as you promptly place the fish bowl over her head and shake her like a snow globe while you state in a jolly voice "Enjoy your Snowy Christmas little girl!" Be sure to grab your present before you snap a picture and bolt out the door.

EXTRA Snowy Christmas:

Same concept but with a larger fish bowl filled to the rim.
Man: Hey babe, would you like to have a Snowy Christmas this year?
Woman: It wouldn't be Christmas without one!
Man: Alright, I'll call some guys to help give you one. Maybe even an Extra Snowy Christmas.*snicker*
Woman: ...?
by TainedNymph June 10, 2016
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christmas gangster

when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely
you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!
by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013
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