Mexican Mallonee

When you use your own pee for bong water

Hank: “Oh no! The bong is out of water!”
Caz:”It’s okay, we can just do a Mexican Mallonee!”

by Fucklettuce November 19, 2019

mexican gap

That patch of skin in the middle of a mustache, in the middle of the lip that doesn't grow hair.

Look at Juan's Mexican Gap, typical mustache on a Latino

by WetBeaner March 16, 2014

Mexican Suppository

Using hot sauce or salsa as lube during anal sex.

My lady friend can't poop so I gave her a Mexican Suppository.

by TrillGopher August 3, 2019

mexican johnson

Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..

If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship

by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021

Mexican Splurt

Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.

Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.

Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.

Avandre: Damn.

by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011

The Mexican Solo

The Mexican Solo is when somebody uses a bean burrito to masturbate. This burrito cannot be too hot, or too cold. This technique can be traced back all the way back to early humans and can be performed by both sexes.

Example 1:
Freind 1: Hey man do you wanna hang out tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man I've been planning on trying The Mexican Solo tonight.

Example 2:

Friend 1: I had to get a castration last night.
Friend 2: Why the hell would you do that?
Friend 1: I tried The Mexican Solo and it went wrong

Friend 2: How could it go wrong?
Friend 1: I didn't warm it up enough and got frostbite on my dick!

by shitstacey May 18, 2019

A dirty mexican

When you turn around spread your butt cheeks and spray diarrhea on an intruder

I almost got murdered last night but I did a dirty mexican to defend myself

by Kock_Blockula115 November 14, 2020