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facebook job

liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.
"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"
by HDNA September 14, 2011
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Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).
– Hey there Tom!
Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.
by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016
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facebook dead

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.
Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!
by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012
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Facebook Hunch

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.
"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."
by arkadict February 15, 2012
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Facebook Proverb

Proverbs created by people on Facebook through status messages that finds its ways across the world.
i.e. "Nothing is going right today, so I'm going left"--Facebook Proverb
by [/|{The_Doctor}|\] January 18, 2011
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Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.
"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.
by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010
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Facebook true

When something that someone posts on facebook is obviously not true and is used for comedic or dramatic effect.
Friend 1: "Wait, the only person that inspires Tina is 'the Dude' from The Big Lebowski?"

Friend 2: "That's only Facebook true, I'm sure there are other people that inspire her in real life!"
by pseudonym36 July 23, 2011
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