AA - Asshole Anonymous

Program for Jerks.

Ron asks a woman to have dinner with him. When the check arrives he tells her portion is $24.89.
Ron: I only had one drink, you had TWO!
Date: Aaah, OK.

Ron: Can you leave the tip, I'm short on cash.
Date: WTH...Are you a member of AA - Asshole Anonymous???
Ron: No I'm not, wanna go to your place and have sex? I'm married.

by Telyn2Win March 4, 2022

asshole butt baby

A person who was born from an anal creampie that dripped from the woman's asshole into her pussy creating pregnancy.

(someone) was being a real Asshole Butt Baby the other night on call.

by unkattack9000 February 10, 2023

sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021

Blown Out Asshole

When your deuce hole gets blown apart.

Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air?
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.

by ballplayer182 November 26, 2022

sink hole asshole

An asshole that has been fucked. As such, it displays a sunken quality much like that of a sink hole you might find in your backyard.

"What's a good place to get lost in Maine?"

"The photographer's sink hole asshole"

by Mr. Shwizzle October 20, 2009

Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.

1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.

by Spitting image June 11, 2018

flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014