fuck a duck

To feel extremely displeased.

"Oh, fuck a duck that's not what i wanted!!"

by GoFuckADuckYouBitch February 20, 2017

Duck Life

a game

I like playing Duck Life....................

by y u looking at my name??? April 26, 2022

dick duck

A bird with a penis for a nose and is aquatic. Reproduces be sneezing into females pussy square.

That dick duck has a fucking 7 inch nose!

by Mr_Spazzy February 6, 2015

Get Ducked

To avoid someone who is being a fuck boi

Tammy -Im not in the mood

Joe- get ducked

by XPCp September 12, 2016

Duck Bucket

A duck shaped device used in chemistry procedures in order to accurately release fluid into a beaker or other measuring device or simply for the joy of ducking the bucket. The proper name of said device is King Duck "Camelback" Bucket the Third.

Ms. Munro: Now children fill your Duck Buckets with random fliff and use them to fill the beaker until there is fliff everywhere.
Me: Well isn't that just dandy.

by dinojones December 1, 2009

Daffy Duck

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Double Duck

A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.

Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...

by James Earl XVIII January 2, 2011