Rock Bandin'

The act of playing Rock Band or Rock Band 2 with a full band either online or locally.

Jeff: Dude! Wanna go Rock Bandin' at Jerry's?

John: Sure man. I call drums!

Jeff: I wanted drums! D:

by InfectedBoot August 6, 2009

Rock Boredom

Hitting rock bottom of nothing to do.

I'm at the airport suffering from Rock Boredom.

by blakebard December 11, 2013

Skipping Rocks

When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.

I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.

by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023

lobotomized Rock

A person who is lazy, lethargic, and incapable to think properly.

john is a lobotomized rock, he is just a waste.

by being formless September 13, 2022

Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.

by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023

rock sampler

Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.

Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."

The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.

"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."

1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.

2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"

by What? Where? April 17, 2023

Neo-rock

Neo-rock or negatively refered to as Beard rock (due to most musicans garnering long hair and beards) is a music genre currently developing in the USA, UK & Australia, mainly in response to the growing staleness, self-indulgence and over-saturation of indie rock bands which has been the only rock movement since the end of Post-punk revival and New rave of the 2000's. Typical instruments in the genre consist of Guitar, Bass, Drums, Woodwind, Ashbory Bass along with some other less commonly used instruments with regular inclusion of vocal harmonies. Seminal albums that influenced the genre in particular are At Filmore East by the Allman Brothers Band, UFO by Jim Sullivan and Fresh Cream by Cream. Neo-rock's main sound is most commonly compared to that of late 60's Hard rock bands like Cream or Blue Cheer although this is accompanied by an apprecation for more melodic and harmonious late 60's californian acts like The Mamas & The Papas. The fashion of choice in Neo-rock is a fairly casual look with jeans, boots, and an occasional pop culture referencing t-shirt. the genre's stylistic origins are deeply rooted in that of the late 60's counter culture movement, along with early 70's blues rock artists such as lynryd skynrd, neil young, and the allman brothers band. other less common influences on the genre are: Post-punk, Shoegazing, Psychedelic Rock, Progressive Rock, Math Rock, Post-rock, Krautrock, Ostrock, Art rock, Freak Folk, Stoner rock, Sunshine pop, Psychedelic pop.

Thad: "man some arctic monkeys would be go down a treat right now".

Greg: "you need to get into some Neo-rock man, this isnt 2006 anymore, hang on i'm gonna put some on, this is a brilliant playlist".

Thad: "awww dude this is too heavy, and they all look like hobo's with those beards".

by J-swallow March 10, 2014