weird potato

A girl who is weird, short but is caring and lovely, all the boys wants to sly-ther-in her bed.

Jonah: Wow did you see that girl?

Ahmad: Yea! She's such a weird potato!

by WhyTheHellAreYouLookingAtThis? August 23, 2017

dutch potato

A total idiot and is a extremely offensive terms for everyone

Did you hear what Caitlin called Colin?

No what?
A Dutch potato

Well that is true

by Harrypotter394 June 20, 2016

Potato Smash

A potato smash begins when placing a luke-warm potato that has been baking at 200 degrees for 40 minutes and laid to cool for 20 minutes. When you are engaging in sexual relations with a partner.beforehand, proceed to place the potato next to the womens or mens vagina and begin to thrust through the soft potato into the vagina or anus. Add salt and butter to soften the potato smash

Just did a potato smash with sheryl last night.

Love to potato smash.

Im going to potato smash you hard after we visit you parents.

by bigbopper69er January 21, 2018

Bob The Potato

Bob the potato is a potato from the book sensation Potato's Journey. Potato's Journey is a famous book of the 6th grade in a school.

Someone: Where is Bob the Potato?

Me: Idk where is he?

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019

crusty potato

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010

potato wedgie

The act of shoving a potato down someone’s trousers before giving them a wedgie to make it appear as though they have dedicated.

“I gave that kid a potato wedgie the other day and he actually shit himself!”

by Tmonrap July 19, 2019

specular potato

Youtuber who plays hypixel, he sucks dw

Specular potato sucks

by Xoinck October 29, 2020