poo job

When you're on the loo doing a poo and your partner gives you a blow job

"Hey baby, nothin' good to read in here, you busy?"

"It's a dirty poo job, but somebody's gotta do it"

by LKHall March 25, 2010

Bloat Job

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

by inkmarqued March 28, 2009

shoulder job

When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.

Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.

by Ol' Saint Richard June 30, 2014

Wan Job

Having your pinky finger sucked on by a girl or guy. It can be any finger, but the pinky is the official finger for receiving a legit Wan Job. The pinky (or finger you use) is also preferred to be previously broken, or currently broken.

Chrisman: Did you get a Wan Job from her?

Chuckman: Yaaaaa.

Chrisman: How was it?

Chuckman: Awesome...

Chrisman: Was it the broken one?

Chuckman: You know it.

Chrisman: Nice work.

by The ChuckMan26 April 12, 2010

thrival job

The job that helps one "thrive" while being an artist.

In her vlog "Helenna's Tinseltown Tuesdays," Helenna Santos explains that actors/musicians/writers/artists etc... usually need a

"survival" job to bring in money while they are working on their craft, but Helenna finds the world "survive" to be negative. Because her waitressing job is what allows her to keep pursuing acting, she says that it's the job that helps her "thrive" as an artist. Hence, "thrival" job.

going to work as a waitress which is your "thrival job" to pay the bills so that you can take an acting class

by jolly tanna July 14, 2010

cock job

of or relating to having two penises (cocks) rubbed against one's own cock in order to create a climactic effect.

when three men want to participate in sexual intercourse with one another they may use the cock job for sexual stimulation.

by fredrick von metternich March 14, 2009

Job Blocked

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.

Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.

by J.Marinaro May 8, 2013