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mexican traffic

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.
Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic
by Phenen October 24, 2017
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mexican pyramid

when 2 Mexican studs fuck a girl, one in her mouth, one in her pussy or ass while high fiving forming a pyramid.
my wife asked if my Mexican buddy and I were high fiving while we both fucked her from the front and the back. we said no, we were just forming a Mexican pyramid.
by Tommygunn50mm January 20, 2017
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Mexican Brazier

A midget Mexican cowboy. Often found in Laredo and El Paso sometimes Juarez Mexico.
That Mexican Brazier was drunk on negro Medela running through that brothel naked with a tortilla up his ass shooting his gun at imaginary chickens!
by Baked Tater32 February 1, 2018
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Mexican Jellydoughnut

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, letting it dry, and then cumming on their face again and punching them to cause blood. Let this dry and then peel both layers off to form a sort of burrito. Wrap this burrito around the male partners penis and stick it in the other partners mouth, do not remove until entire burrito is gone.
Friend 1: I totally Mexican Jellydoughnutted your mom last night.
by Bntzer June 11, 2018
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Mexican swordfight

When there is a schlong on either side of a glory hole and they each try to push their schlong all the way through, fighting for dominance and to decide who's is going to get sucked.
I went to the gloryhole the other day and ended up in a Mexican Swordfight
by ButtDartsWorldChamp August 25, 2022
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Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.
Yo dude. I totally fuckin gave those assholes at the dorm in the common area a mexican suprise in that thrash can by the couches.
by chinkateria May 31, 2018
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Mexican HotBar

The act of furiously consuming spicy burritos while pooping, and repeating the process for pleasure.
Man 1: "why is ryan yelling in the bathroom?"

Man 2: "he's probably doing a Mexican HotBar
by Hibichi kotono June 10, 2014
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