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Jordan

a big lying ass cheater that tells you one thing and does the opposite he’s a hypocrite that likes to control people but sucks at it bc he’s a fucking loser.
person 1: bro did you see jordan today

person 2: yeah don’t trust him at all
by yourmom222222 December 6, 2023
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Jordan

A fucking whore bag who fucks ppl with the letters n, a, k
Me: did u hear what Jordan did ?
Friend: yea she fucked Anthony too
by User728273 March 9, 2019
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thomas jordan hall

he is a ranga who has 4 friens MD,KH and SH and he fucking hates windows so much he smashes them
thomas jordan hall is a ranga with a girl voice
by ranga windows November 25, 2018
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Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.
Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.
by crackheadkate August 11, 2023
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Jordan

Poison and a memorial to the theme of cujurti, updates and Ram Memory. It's interested it and nothing else. Undertop computers and does not want women
Jordan is crazy
by dhdnf November 26, 2021
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jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.
person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him
by penislicker662 December 5, 2019
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jordan

jordan is a fuck boy, dont mess around with because after yall break up he will go to the next girl not even a whole week later.. DONT mess with him if he light skin because he will FUCK YOU OVER.
"hey girl you seen that jordan dude? " " yea i did, we started talking." "
well stop cuz he will break your heart."
by daniaaaa October 1, 2019
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