Feeding Oats to a Horse

The act of rubbing a moist vagina with your hand which gives one the sensation that they are feeding oats to a horse (wet lips, whiskers, hand motions)

Dude, she was so into it, so hot and wet. It was like feeding oats to a horse.

by chillydip February 19, 2012

chocolate horse grab

when you smother a live horse in chocolate pudding while you lick its asshole while strangeling and elf

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Reverse Charlie Horse

When a male's balls tighten ,and he ejaculates out of his asshole.

Bro I was in the bathroom......and I did a reverse Charlie Horse -_-

My nuts hurt cuz of that reverse Charlie Horse >.<

by Timken April 12, 2013

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

Go fuck a horse

You couldnt if you tried

m8 i told barry to go fuck a horse yesterday but he went for a beer instead

by _QuebeC_ April 18, 2017

Course my horse

Basically another version of totes my goats

Mom: are all your chores done?
Child: Course my horse.

by [insert username] May 10, 2015

bloody sex horse

a collection of random words that are meaningless to other people but meaningful to close friends.

M: hey man, what about the bloody sex horse ?

B: yah it's kinda expensive but it's worth it

M: you disgust me

by phillipine king December 7, 2009