Ethan

Ethan. He looks like a nerd, but on the inside he's a greb and has and a micro penis. Also he can't speak to girls and need other boys to ask them out for him.

Ethan, he looks like such a nerd i bet he has a small penis

by Begman February 19, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.

Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!

by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021

Ethan

leaves his friends for girls and still has not piped yet

bro ur really leaving us to go hang with a girl ur such an ethan

by christopher milkman October 12, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a poop rat head, he is really poopy, he eat poop, his name is ethan

Ethan He is a poopy head, of course, we shall know, now have an amazing day

by Licker lick June 11, 2018

Ethan

the worst person you may ever meet and has a toxic personality, ALWAYS HAS BAD HAIR he will make you cry. NEVER TRUST A ETHAN:)

Dude 1: Dude this person suckssss
Dude 2:Is their name, Ethan?
Dude 1:Yea! how did you know!?
Dude 2:Umm 1 cause I'm smart and 2 all Ethans SUCK dude-
Dude 1:OMG! your right!

by Im better then you May 16, 2022

Ethan

The real GRED from beesim

Person: Are you GRED from beesim?

Ethan: Yes

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Ethan-mode

A descriptive term used by all cool and handsome people when they wish to describe someone who's sleeping all day regardless of the situation.

Yo, Ethan's going Ethan-mode again.

Cool, let's wake him up in case he misses the lesson and takes another L.

by Your Information Bank February 14, 2023