Duck Life

a game

I like playing Duck Life....................

by y u looking at my name??? April 26, 2022

Duck Charge

When the battery of an electronic device is reaching the end of it's usable life; -ing: Leaving an electronic device plugged in for so long that the battery stops working.

Originating from the "Technologically Impaired Duck" meme, when people who don't understand how batteries work think that the longer and more frequently you charge something, the better it will work.

Theresa left her Kindle plugged in for a week and was surprised when it didn't work when she tried to turn it back on. She duck charged that shit.

by Magenta13 September 1, 2013

fuck a duck

To feel extremely displeased.

"Oh, fuck a duck that's not what i wanted!!"

by GoFuckADuckYouBitch February 20, 2017

dick duck

A bird with a penis for a nose and is aquatic. Reproduces be sneezing into females pussy square.

That dick duck has a fucking 7 inch nose!

by Mr_Spazzy February 6, 2015

Daffy Duck

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Duck Bucket

A duck shaped device used in chemistry procedures in order to accurately release fluid into a beaker or other measuring device or simply for the joy of ducking the bucket. The proper name of said device is King Duck "Camelback" Bucket the Third.

Ms. Munro: Now children fill your Duck Buckets with random fliff and use them to fill the beaker until there is fliff everywhere.
Me: Well isn't that just dandy.

by dinojones December 1, 2009

Double Duck

A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.

Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...

by James Earl XVIII January 2, 2011