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MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
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not anymore there’s a blanket 

Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser
Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”

born on the wrong side of the blanket 

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.
She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range 

If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range
If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range