piece of shit

a person that can be fatherless, emo, and weak. It has no friends and can barely lift a can of coke. The opposite of a sigma male.

Rufus: "You are very rude."
Jack: "You piece of shit."
Rufus: *Dies a deserved death*

by nutsucker69420 July 30, 2022

Shit

Shit is the thing that comes out of your ass-hole. Shit is aka Jessica.

Jessica is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian for shit.

by uuuooooonooooooomie May 28, 2018

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018

Pussy shit

When someone's readily saying "no" to requests.

I you were into improv which is yes and? Why are you on that pussy shit today

by Bittersweetpoetry April 1, 2025

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020