Ascension School

The worlds most potent type of enema.

“I just can’t took an Ascension School”
“Why the fuck would you go up to a random person on the street and tell them that?”

by HarambeLivesInOurHearts June 2, 2022

Schooled

When you put a pencil in your sockey hoots

Nooooo my sockey hoots... you schooled them 😭

by Schooledsockeyhoots January 13, 2023

School

A place where kids are placed with strangers for a whole year and gives them work like we are there slaves

Mom:*puts you in kindergarten*
Me:*cries* bc I don’t know these ppl

School is hell

by Made by Children May 6, 2021

Francis Lewis High School

The worst school in Queens. Don't go there, it's got mad people, ode rats, and just a shit ton of bitches. Be careful there.

P1: Yeo where'd you decide to transfer to?
P2: Francis Lewis High School!
P1: WHAT THE FUCK?!? That place is whack. I heard they got so many rats that the kids got some sorta disease.
P2: Like the plague?
P1: Yeah. SMH

by a-cheeto-bitch November 7, 2019

JFS school

A school in London in the UK who's year sevens are a different fucking breed. Stands for Jewish Free school, although jokingly referred to as Jewish Failing school by certain students who for the sake of confidentiality I shall not name

Person 1: ayo u know JFS school?
Person 2: yeah it's fucking wierd ngl

by Definitely not a discord mod September 6, 2022

General Raj's School

My happy place.

General Raj's School has taught me how to dream. :)

by i love my school April 30, 2023

JIS (jeddah international school)

The most helling school in Jeddah ever as soon as you see ms Mona’s face ur gunna get a nightmare about 3 dyslexic men molesting you in the sad excuse of a school library. How can a school be so gay yet so homophobic at the same time? The bathroom stalls are so tiny to the point where when ur tryna go into a stall you feel like a jiafei meme walking through a small alley. it also smells like tropical ice cream watermelon because of the amount of 7th graders tryna vape in the stalls. Don’t ever go to JIS and if you’re already there, get out before it’s too late and you’re set to fail for life.

JIS (Jeddah international school) is supplying the future generation of jeddawis.

by Kanye west is my dad November 23, 2023