School

Mom: You forgot to go to school
Bob: I just went yesterday please I don't want to go
Mom: Sorry sweetie you have to
Bob: Wait mom let me sleep for 5 more minutes please|
Mom: get up NOW!
Bob: goes on the school bus another name for hell train
Mom: bye!
Bob NOOOOOOO

by BreathingExpert September 19, 2020

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School Prom

A posh way for schools to thank leaving Year 11 pupils for not being a dickhead on the last day of school.

You got invited to your school prom? Well done, congratulations for not pressing the fire alarm or lighting fireworks in your English classroom on the last day!

by LordJenal June 5, 2023

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School

a waste of time. It is absolutely pointless. You “learn” the same thing over and over again for 7 hours every day. you wake up at 6am to go to this absolute nothingness. you don’t even learn anything. all the teachers will see in you is your grade. they don’t care about mental and physical health. they don’t care about spending time with family. all it ever wants in you is to learn something like algebra that will never help you in life. 8 hours of sleep? all of them were wasted on the homework that defines your entire life. you go every weekday and then get a one or two day break. it’s useless. nobody wants to go to school with unsupportive people. they don’t care about you. school is messed up.

Person A: What’s that terrible child prison called again? Y’know, the one that takes ever inch of sleep away and ruins you childhood?
Person B: Oh, that’s called school!

by thedictionaryhumanbeing October 7, 2022

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