Get your cunt on

It's when you ask so one to come online! Very simple saying :D

Oi lads, get your cunt on!

by MemeLord2000 July 19, 2019

On your own head be it!

Idiom

used to tell someone that they will have to take full responsibility for what they plan to do

I am telling you, don't get married to her, she is a control freak but if you do then, on your own head be it!

If you want to quit a high-paying job to chase after some fantasy of being a travel writer, then on your own head be it!

by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018

youre

You need an apostrophe before the R, you degenerate.

John - youre so stupid
Alex - That's ironic.

by FemurPNG December 29, 2021

Youre

The grammatically non-binary offspring of "your" and "you're".

1. belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.

2. belonging to or associated with any person in general.

3. you are.

"what is youre name?"
"the sight is enough to break youre heart"
"youre an angel, Deb!"

by i'm no body July 14, 2021

Maintain Your Homeostasis

"Maintain Your Homeostasis" is one of many of Mr. Okezie's catch-phrases. It generally means to take four deep breaths, while taking your time of course, to the effect of reducing one's cortisol levels. He says this almost all the time....and it works.

Hey man, your messing up the vibe. It's a vibe....bruh. Maintain Your Homeostasis.

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

Your probably a discord mod

This word is used as an insult against fat peoples who mostly stay at the computer, but never goes outside.

Used for fat people, sometimes too.
And last, for people who tries to date people from 13 and above, while some discord mod can be 20 too, they're mostly 30 - 40.
You can also use "your probably a predator" too.

Random Discord mod lol: Hey kitten 😍
Random girl with an anime girl pfp: Hi..?
Random Discord mod lol: Wanna voice chat my lovely kitten? 😏
Random girl with an anime girl pfp: fuck no your probably a discord mod

by Reddikles August 09, 2023

Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.

Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."

by Hym Iam December 03, 2023