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A place that has not really changed much over the centuries, comparable to a prison with an extra budget to teach you useless and useful bits of information that you may or may not use in the future.

Depending on where you live, school can be really underfunded, either because the government could not give a shit, or it is state funded, which means it depends on how much tax is paid by the people living nearby.

Shitty policies in general are fucking annoying, for example, the zero-tolarance rule. "You shouldn't fight back" Yes, most of the time you shouldn't, but do I really want to get beaten to the ground and humiliated? No, of course not, so please quit lecturing us.
Another Shit School Policy,
Teacher 1: I'am getting sick and tired from all students not listening to the no jewelry rule, so we will confiscate all banned jewelry,
Student 1: Slightly shitty yet justifiable rule, but ok,
Teacher 1: We will be banning jewelry from now on for TWO WEEKS!
Student 1: -angry muttering-
by JustAnotherGuest May 3, 2021
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school fire

When you light a match and blow it out then hit someone in the face and they fly across the room
by The killer 1266 November 14, 2019
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Westminster School

Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.
Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023
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Private school nose

Perfect little turned up nose on an attractive face M/F/T gives a slightly snobby look.
Oh she’s so pretty she even has a private school nose.
He/she was a bit of a snob they even had a private school nose.
by Lueisms August 24, 2022
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Denham Springs High School

Denham Springs High School is a high school of which only has a few urinals, but mostly what look like sinks that I suppose you piss into, some kinda cute girls but then you’ll get the really bad mullet and bad teeth jocks as a nice trade for it. It also features a bunch of over-cock-strokey staff who act like this school is the second coming of Christ himself, as well as really really bad quality speakers. To make a long story short, this school isn’t that bad, but also not that good.
The legal definition for meh should be “Denham Springs High School
by Osuttag Ebag October 15, 2021
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This school was founded in 1959 just a short walk away from downtown Plainfield on Fort Beggs Dr. It is a co-ed school with a student population of 2,070 and an average teaching staff of 118.2. The school services grades 9-12 which would corelate to ages 14 to 18. As of 2022 the school has been rebuilt one time in 1990 after it was hit by the Plainfield tornado, which killed 29 people, 3 of which were school staff.

Plainfield Central High School shares it's school district with 4 other high schools, because despite the Village of Plainfield's relatively small size, it's school district is massive and creeps into Oswego, Naperville, Lockport, and Joliet. The other High schools in the district are as follows: Plainfield North Highschool, Plainfield East Highschool, and Plainfield South Highschool. Plainfield Central rates the worst out of these schools when it comes to testing, however it does have a higher student population then most, and Plainfield North keeps stealing our rich people by gerrymandering the district.

While many may complain about the school and others appraise it, Plainfield Central is mid as of 2022, a fairly average school in the USA.
Person 1: Where did you go to high school
Person 2: Oh, Plainfield Central High School.
Person 1: Where is that?
Person 2: Chicago suburbs.
Person 1: Ohhhhh, so Chicago
Person 2: -_-
by 11Purpleater July 31, 2022
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anglican international school

A school in jerusalem that is really small and it used to be an old British hospital which is creepy
by LANDSVERK February 28, 2017
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