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Social Media

1. A place where people should be accepted the way they are instead of being told they aren't good enough
2. Apps that are designed to bring people together and bond, but do the exact opposite.
I was scrolling thru social media yesterday, this page convinced me to pop some pills and starve myself so i can be featured on their page.
by socialbutterflies October 31, 2018
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social retard

social retard

(semi-offensive term):

a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non family, non endo-ethnic arranged marriage reasons.

b) a person in North America who was born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), unless you want to, on your own free will, for who knows what reason, to star in the remake of the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Sexydimma September 11, 2014
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social hibernation

A casual gathering meant to ease the dreariness of winter.
Come over for social hibernation on Friday. We'll watch a documentary and eat TV dinners. You can wear sweatpants.
by Mikyjocrowbar November 26, 2017
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Social Blue Balls

The frustration that builds up in men who often have very attractive female friends who perpetually "friend zone him". This condition often leads a man down the path of marrying the first woman that comes along who will let him put his dick in her.
Any nice guy married to a complete bitch who used to have a lot of really hot female friends, suffered from years of social blue balls.
by furie27 August 17, 2010
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A professional victim’s organization based in Canada that promotes total civilian disarmament in Canada. The main inspiration for Cowboys for Social Responsibility, the Coalition for Gun Control (CGC) maintains that inanimate objects, mainly firearms, are responsible for homicide, femicide, infanticide, matricide, patricide, suicide, filicide, siblicide and every other known “cide” in the English language.
The Cowboys for Social Responsibility assume that if a person owns a firearm they are dangerous, particuarily men. If a man owns a firearm he will undoubably be more likely to beat his wife or kid.

The Cowboys for Social Responsibility recently defined the good folks at CanadianGunNutz as persons who buy firearms to be used AGAINST their wives, because knives kill more people than guns.
by CanadianGunOwner October 28, 2010
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social security sex

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on
"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"
by pink champagne July 28, 2010
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social x-ray

Very thin/anorexic female socialite, From Tom Wolfe's Bonfire of the Vanities
Social x-rays embody the notion that "you can't be too rich or too thin"
by Giselle Gardonyi March 16, 2004
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