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Kentucky Hotpocket

When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit
Tom - Justin, what happened in to your lawn?
Justin - Man, I had a Kentucky hotpocket last night.
by rossypossy April 8, 2022
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Kentucky plug

The use of a thumb to stop the flow of any liquid from the body
Scott was leaking from a newly found Orifice so he used the Kentucky plug to get to his location safely
by Budrow May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

When one takes their thumb and puts in someone's anus. Based off of Kentucky Ballistics " stick a thumb in it "
by Zodeca May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Waterfall

Where a man jacks off on a gal's ass crack as trumpets play "calling to the post"....
I have moment in my pants at the start of every horse race ....damn you Kentucky Waterfall...
by Bust-A-Murph September 21, 2022
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Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled.

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024
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Kentucky Plug

A Sex act in which the performer inserts their thump into their partner’s anus and or vagina to stop major bleeding from rough intercourse or period sex
We went at it so rough last night I had to use the old Kentucky plug before she bled out
by Broman64 May 24, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

A sex move in which the man places his thumb over a woman's carotid artery. Popularized by Matt from Kentucky Ballistics
by CaroleBaskinOfficial May 20, 2021
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