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Horse loose in a hospital

"Here’s how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital."
-John Mulaney
by intense sneezers February 9, 2021
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Long Horses Mare

It's a horse's skanky wife with braids in her hair.
"Did they over there, have braids in their hair?
Those girls over there! The ones without a care!
The one girl won't share, but they two are a pair.

And their long horses mare."
by LongHorsesMare June 24, 2009
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horse girl syndrome

Girl 1: I GOT COOTIES FROM JOHNATHAN
Girl 2: I GOT HORSE GIRL SYNDROME (HGS) FROM NEIGHVEAH
by YouStupidSpud14 November 22, 2019
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El Horse Tornado

A carousel as said by @Dez.thelez TikTok
Dez's mom: I took the kids to a el horse tornado today

Dez: A WHAT

Dez's mom: El Horse Tornado
by Lesbian....B!TCH December 28, 2021
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horse shoe hairline

when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe
by hardhitr3 November 23, 2009
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texas wild horse

when you fuck a girl so hard she starts making horse noises then you jizz on her face
damn, did tony give laura a texas wild horse last night. daaaaammmmmmnn
by north carolina March 4, 2009
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Feeding Oats to a Horse

The act of rubbing a moist vagina with your hand which gives one the sensation that they are feeding oats to a horse (wet lips, whiskers, hand motions)
Dude, she was so into it, so hot and wet. It was like feeding oats to a horse.
by chillydip February 19, 2012
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